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Tiger Woods, golfing legend, has recently talked to police regarding his "heroic" wife and the rather suspicious circumstances involving a supposed accident. He has facial injuries (minor); this is a fact. The rear window of his vehicle was shattered; this is a fact. But naturally the major media more or less stops there when it comes to fact.
Anyone with a functioning brain stem can figure out that the story as he tells it is, at best, a poor fabrication. The facts are that Tiger Woods and his wife have been having problems lately. The facts are that his wife, wielding a golf club by his own admission busted that rear window, supposedly to pull him from the wrecked vehicle. Does anyone besides me find those two facts, added to his light facial injuries, to add up a little oddly in conjunction with his story? I hope not, I'd like to think I'm not the only one that isn't a gullible sheep.
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